Janet Jackson: Bush Used Boob to Distract from Iraq

August 22, 2004

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JANET JACKSON: BUSH WHITE HOUSE USED MY BOOB TO DISTRACT FROM IRAQ

Janet Jackson now claims that her “Nipplegate” Super Bowl incident was used by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq!

Mike Slezak, managing editor of GENRE magazine, tells DRUDGE he has set the provocative Jackson interview for October’s issue.

An intriguing revelation. Presumably, Justin Timberlake was a GOP operative–probably paid off by rich Texans with ties to Karl Rove–who rigged her wardrobe to malfunction. That Bush is one sneaky guy.

4 responses to “Janet Jackson: Bush Used Boob to Distract from Iraq”

Rusty

August 22, 2004 at 10:22 pm

This is easily falsified.

A) Karl Rove is an evil genius (manipulated country into war)
B) Janet Jackson’s boobies aren’t that great
C) Therefore, if Karl Rove was going to manipulate the countries attention it would have been with much nicer hooters.

QED
Bithead

August 22, 2004 at 10:38 pm

Falsified? Let’s hope that’s an unintentional pun.

Oh, and check HERE for a bit of insight on the issue.
McGehee

August 23, 2004 at 8:48 am

If she’s right, it suggests that “security moms” have already been locked up (electorally speaking) — otherwise the distraction would have been aimned at them rather than at … uh … who watches Super Bowl halftime shows again?