Gingrich 2012: He will always love America. Unless it gets cancer.
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Now that it’s a done deal that Newt Gingrich is running for President, the question arises: what will his campaign slogans be? Well, in a time of new media and crowdsourcing, it seems silly for Newt to go the old-fashioned route of having professionals craft them. I say we do the heavy lifting for him! It’s the least we can do, right?
So consider this an open thread for developing slogans for Newt Gingrich’s campaign.
I’ll start:
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I’d rather war game his response to the inevitable debate question (if any non-sycophant is allowed to ask questions in a GOP primary debate): “You famously called the first Latina Supreme Court nominee a racist. You questioned Obama’s loyalty to American because his father was born in Kenya. Do you regret this and, if not, do you expect the 70 million or so folks who probably take issue with this sort of thing to vote for you?
Seriously; without his substantial Latino support, McCain loses Texas and Arizona and gets destroyed in Nevada, Florida, Colorado, etc in 2008. Somewhat ought to ask Gingrich about his problem here before writing glowing pieces about his political rebirth.
Note to anjin-san:
Newts are not reptiles
From wikipedia: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt)
A newt is an amphibian of the Salamandridae family, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified in the subfamily Pleurodelinae of the family Salamandridae, and are found in North America, Europe and Asia. Newts metamorphose through three distinct developmental life stages: aquatic larva, terrestrial juvenile (called an eft[1]), and adult. Adult newts have lizard-like bodies and may be either fully aquatic, living permanently in the water, or semi-aquatic, living terrestrially but returning to the water each year to breed.
Newts differfrom reptiles in that they are slimey.
Newt 2012: I came to God so the Tea Party would come to me
Newt 2012: Faithful, as always, to my ideals
Newt 2012: Always a Gingrich, Never a Grinch
Newt 2012: For a Contract with America as Binding as My Marriages
Newt 2012: Because America needs God & Gingrich
Newt 2012: Mistakes happen!
Newt 2012: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”
Gingrich 2012: Offering Newt, Knowledge & Know-How
I have to say, one of the best Newt Gingrich descriptions came in a Washington Post Style invitational; it was a comparison between Bill Clinton and Newt and the entry was “The Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Pillsbury Dough Boy with Fangs”…sooooo How about
Newt 2012: The Pillsbury Dough Boy…with fangs!
