OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Blinded By The Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Blinded By The Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Brian – Where most Republican candidates seem to feel gay marriages take place.
Second: Robert W. Armijo – Physicist at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) finally find Jesus – I mean the “God Particle” [Higgs boson].
Third: Neil Hudelson – “Who doesn’t believe in Xenu now, mofo?” -L. Ron Hubbard.
HONORABLE MENTION
DCTrojan – Welcome to the Democratic National Convention powered by Solyndra
Jazz Shaw – The headlamp of the oncoming train barely noticed until too late for the throng of worshippers.
APL – December 21 2012. A great throng gathered at the “Magnificent Cathedral” Awaiting the “End of Days”, only to discover later that it was really a production of Lady Gaga’s latest new music video.
Allan Bourdius – Prototype of the set for President Obama’s speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention
OzarkHillbilly – When the Muslims X-mas decorations outshine the most lavish Christians can dream up, you just know Sharia is right around the corner.
Doug Mataconis – Sources indicate that the set for Madonna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show is likely to cause controversy
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The Shrine to Betty White actually began to attract more pilgrims than Mecca.
“Uh… When was the electric bill due?”
The Komen Foundation continued to flourish despite their slashing ties with Planned Parenthood.
Are you ready for some football?
♬ There’s a Light… Over at the Frankenstein Place… ♬
The Monday Contest doesn’t even know what mustache rides are.
Damn… missed the bottom of the barrel again.
Seriously Rodney, I think you are prejudiced against me… And for those who can’t tell the diff….
SARCASM!