I’ll give more coherent thoughts in the morning but I’ll say that tonight’s roster beat last night’s in one rather important regard: It kept me tuned in until the end.
I clicked it on a couple minutes after 8 and John McCain was talking. Some of the speeches were better than others but none were so bad that I turned away. Condi Rice’s speech was outstanding. Paul Ryan’s was, at best, pedestrian. But I made it well past my bedtime and am writing this during the benediction. So, kudos on that much.
Here’s my Twitter stream from the night, “sponsored” by Johnny Walker Black:
Hey, she's "buying" the stairway, nobody's giving it to her RT @jeremyscahill: “@jessmisener: "stairway to heaven? we totally built that"”
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Best line of the speech so far. RT @warnerthuston: #GOP2012 Paul Ryan: My iPod goes from AC/DC to Zeppelin.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Then, Alabama kicks off RT @DanielLarison: What Michigan looks like when times are good: the trees are just the right height
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Hope is a strategy, right? RT @dandrezner: If the GOP can blame Obama for 20somethings freeloading off their parents, this election is over.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Joe Scarborough gives better speeches than this off the cuff at 6 in the morning. @MSNBCMorningJoe for VP!
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
I saw Jack Kemp on TV when I was a kid. You sir, are no Jack Kemp.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
I can't believe I'm foregoing sleep for this speech.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
"If we're smart and we lead, we can do this." So, we're screwed, then.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Also: The Oak Ridge Boys RT @JacksonDiehl: Paul Ryan is looking pedestrian and predictable compared to Condi #GOP2012
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
RT @NickKristof: Condi Rice & Susana Martinez hold up their half of the sky for Repubs RT @RameshPonnuru: Women are saving this night.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
RT @RBStalin: Everyone trying to figure out if it's okay to clap at a line delivered in Mexican.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Apparently, Republicans need to start taking more chubby women to lunch.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
The biggest applause line of the night involves a Hispanic teenager carrying a .357 magnum.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
In America [something in Spanish] [ applause line at Republican convention]. Man, this party loves them some immigrants.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
"The status of your birth is not a permanent condition." Is Condi taking a shot at the Birthers?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
RT @blakehounshell: RT @Chris_Moody Our reporters on the convention floor say Condi got the biggest applause of the night. No contest.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
I love that Condi Rice is being brought in to the strains of "Sweet Home Alabama."
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
I'm not sure what Huckabee is getting at by point out that Romney is faithful to his wife and loves his kids. Obama has those credentials.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
But it compensated by not being funny RT @speechboy71: That Debbie Wasserman Schultz joke was just mean.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Mike Huckabee was apparently picked to show that Tim Pawlenty doesn't suck as bad as we thought
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Soft bigotry of low expectations RT @dmataconis: @drjjoyner @speechboy71 Huntsman would've given a better speech than T-Paw just did
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
RT @blakehounshell: Tim Pawlenty's speech would be improved by him saying "Wokka wokka wokka" after each line.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Paul Ryan's would be a much better Vice President than Sarah Palin. She's a much better convention speaker. There may be a lesson here.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Is it too late to draft Condi for VP?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Not a fan of the expression "one party rule" to refer to the outcome of 536 democratic American elections.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
A plant in the district I represent in Congress is closed. I blame Obama. WTF?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Janesville, Wisconsin: You can check out, but you can never leave.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Dude: I would not have told that RT @jaketapper: @dmataconis There was a point i thought he could be the nominee
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Like Rob Portman, Tim Pawlenty is validating Mitt Romney's decision not to choose them for vice president.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
I'm not sure I get the critique that Obama is a shitty president and he takes too many vacations.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
America is awesome, as all great Republicans from John Kennedy forward can attest.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Given its musical choices and speakers, the Republican Party must attract virtually all Hispanic votes, right?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Why won't this Republican convention speaker speak English? Doesn't she know this is America?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Why won't Obama let our companies expand and hire? That just seems really dumb on his part.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
You're an easy grader. RT @DanaPerino: Great speech by sen Portman. Really great.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
What a snob RT @mattyglesias: Do any of the leaked excerpts of Ryan's speech reveal if he's bought clothing that fits properly?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
RT @johnhawkinsrwn: Libs keep misunderstanding our coded dog whistles. We're not being racist, we're saying "Liberals can kiss our ass."
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
"Mr. President, where is the Keystone Pipeline?" not quite "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
834 Eastern: Time to repeal ObamaCare.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Not an ObamaCare fan but hard to argue that something passed by both Houses of Congress was "imposed over the will of the people."
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Is it just me or is the Republican speakers list a covert demonstration of the pitfalls of affirmative action?
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Several people who weren't exciting enough to be vice president will be speaking next.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Who is the musical director for the GOP convention and why does he have a job.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
Flipped from CNN to CSPAN, which is using the novel idea of broadcasting the convention rather than blathering anchors.
— James Joyner (@DrJJoyner) August 30, 2012
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