
I don’t know who is in charge of the White House Twitter feed, but they have the sensibilities of a wannabe edgelord. Yesterday, as I noted, they posted a mock-up of Time magazine cover with Trump as king.
They also posted this.
Even if you are avoiding Twitter, I think you should watch the video.
For those who don’t know what ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is, Wikipedia provides the basics. “ASMR is a subjective experience of “low-grade euphoria” characterized by “a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin”. It is most commonly triggered by specific auditory stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attention control.”
Some people find the sounds of crinkling paper, whispering, or any number of things to be triggers for said sensation. It’s not my bag, but hey, whatever works.
However, thinking that the laying out of shackles is a relaxing sound that puts a tingle in your spine, well that’s just sadism.
We can debate the relative merits of how to deal with illegal immigration. But the notion that forced deportations should be a source of pleasure is not what I want my government to stand for.
And yet, here we are.
Please note that this is not subtle. This is not innuendo that leaves us trying to parse out the meaning.
This is a cartoon villain telling his henchman, “I love the sound of shackles in the morning,” except it isn’t a cartoon. It is an official communication channel of the President of the United States.








