Mark Steyn uses an amusing glitch as a jumping off point for a comparision of the likely presidential nominees:

Among my Christmas presents was a copy of Survive, a recent collection by Sports Afield magazine of helpful tips for the great outdoors. Most of the stuff was familiar – rub a raw potato on poison ivy, roast a wood bug before you eat it – but on page 70 I was surprised by this novel approach to mountain lions: “Do not approach one, especially if it is feeding or with its young. Most will avoid confrontation, so provide an escape. Do all you can to appear larger. Raise your anus, and open your jacket if you have one on.” I can’t say I did that the last time I saw a mountain lion, but maybe I had a lucky escape. And then I realised it’s meant to be “raise your arms” and that the item is a cautionary tale in the pitfalls of computer “scanning”.

Indeed!

I thought of the advice when I caught Presidential candidate John Kerry, the Default Democrat, at one of his final campaign stops in New Hampshire. Unlike the noisily anti-war Howard Dean, Kerry has taken a different tack. The thinking seems to be that, on the war, George W Bush is the mountain lion and the Dems need to “do all you can to appear larger”.

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The Dems reckon that Bush is a single-issue candidate – he’s the war guy – and that, if Kerry can make himself appear larger on the national-security front, Bush’s single issue will cease to be an issue and the election will be fought on Democratic turf – healthcare, education, and so forth.

So far the strategy’s working. Kerry won three purple hearts in Vietnam, while Bush was either in the National Guard or, according to Michael Moore, a “deserter”. This charge is easily rebutted, but once you start having to explain things the other guy’s won. What counts is not the fine print but the meta-narrative: Kerry was in South-East Asia, Bush was in the South-West United States. That makes Kerry seem “larger”, which may be why the Bushies are waddling away from a fight on the issue.

But the idea that this puffs up Kerry to be the President’s equal on the new war is a more tortuous stretch. The only relevant lesson from Vietnam is this: then, as now, it was not possible for the enemy to achieve military victory over the US; their only hope was that America would, in effect, defeat itself. And few men can claim as large a role in the loss of national will that led to that defeat as John Kerry. A brave man in Vietnam, he returned home to appear before Congress and not merely denounce the war but damn his “band of brothers” as a gang of rapists, torturers and murderers led by officers happy to license them to commit war crimes with impunity. He spent the Seventies playing Jane Fonda and he now wants to run as John Wayne.

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Senator Kerry has done a good job of enlarging himself but the reality is simple: George W Bush’s America has won two swift wars and overthrown two enemy regimes; John Kerry was heroic in a war that America lost and whose loss he celebrated. Since then he’s been a model lack-of-conviction politician. The question for anyone who thinks Kerry has “credibility” on national security is a simple one: who do you think Iran, North Korea, Syria, al-Qa’eda’s Saudi paymasters and the rogue elements in Pakistan’s ISI would prefer to see elected this November?

I suspect that will essentially be how this contest is framed.