18 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Chris Lawrence

   May 13, 2003 at 3:04 pm

   We’re now into it about yeay deep.
2. 

   Rachel Edith

   May 13, 2003 at 4:48 pm

   “You mean recall as in abjure, annul, call back, call in, cancel, countermand, discharge, dismantle, dismiss, disqualify, forswear, lift, nullify, palinode, recant, repeal, rescind, retract, reverse, revoke, suspend, take back, unsay and withdraw. That recall?”
3. 

   Hastyman

   May 13, 2003 at 4:59 pm

   “Now, when they say a Smurf is only three apples high, they mean about like this.”
4. 

   Terry Oglesby

   May 13, 2003 at 4:59 pm

   “Cato! Can you not see I am on a case!!”
5. 

   Meg

   May 13, 2003 at 6:41 pm

   I stand before you today as the lone California politician who is not afraid to do what must be done, and say what must be said — Seig Heil!
6. 

   Jay Ornellas

   May 13, 2003 at 6:46 pm

   “This is about how tall I’ll be after the people of California hand me my head in the recall vote.”
7. 

   Misanthropyst

   May 13, 2003 at 6:55 pm

   “OK, how’s this – We open a FedEx.com account and save an immediate 10% on all our shipping.”
8. 

   LisaS

   May 13, 2003 at 7:21 pm

   Gov. Grey Davis covers the microphone while he speaks to demonstrate his soon-to-be-complete irrelevance at future press conferences.
9. 

   April

   May 14, 2003 at 10:29 am

   In an act of desperation, Gov. Davis rubs the head of the microphone for good luck.
10. 

    April

    May 14, 2003 at 10:30 am

    “Come out, oh genie…”
11. 

    April

    May 14, 2003 at 10:31 am

    Searching for a new way to reach his constituents, Gov. Davis prepares to rap a speech…”Word up, dawg.”
12. 

    Chuck Tulk

    May 14, 2003 at 12:11 pm

    “You put your right hand in…”
13. 

    Hodink

    May 14, 2003 at 11:17 pm

    “Yo estoy ignorante.”
14. 

    LingeringSmell

    May 15, 2003 at 10:41 am

    Please remain calm. What you just witnessed was an exorcism. You don’t have to keep praying for my recall. The bad Governor is gone now.
15. 

    tom

    May 16, 2003 at 11:15 am

    Bounce wit me, bounce wit me
    Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
    Ya-yah-yah, ya-ya-yah-yeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me
    Ge-gi, ge-gi-gi-gi-geyeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me, Get it!
16. 

    Tom

    May 16, 2003 at 11:34 am

    Well, thankfully they remembered the stool today, otherwise I would be only this tall…
17. 

    Nick

    May 16, 2003 at 11:45 am

    I’ve had it up to HERE with your unfairly accurate descriptions of my abyssmal job performance!