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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your own caption in the comments section below
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25 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

  1. Norbizness Avatar
    Norbizness

    Worst. Renaissance. Festival. Ever.

  2. Jay Solo Avatar
    Jay Solo

    A challenge to illusionist David Blaine: Top this!

  3. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Some of the interrogation mechanism’s now available through John Ashcroft’s Patriot Act are just a tad over the edge.

  4. Timmer Avatar
    Timmer

    Pres: Hey Karl! C’mere! I wanna show you what I’m gonna do to the guy who leaked that name to Novak!

  5. Barry Ritholtz Avatar
    Barry Ritholtz

    Owwo! Ow obowt a wiwwle elp ere? pweze?

  6. jb Avatar
    jb

    1) What do you mean, I’m supposed to swallow the sword? Where’s the challenge in that?

    or

    2) Hey! Whah wher u ick at ing!

  7. 42nd SSD Avatar
    42nd SSD

    “Look at me! I’m Sandra Dee!”

    [ok, yeah, it makes no sense whatsoever.]

  8. Laurence Simon Avatar
    Laurence Simon

    I dub thee Sir Thpbtbtbtbtbtbt.

  9. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    Thinking it would be the deciding factor in getting an editorial job with the LA Times, this aspiriring scribe still messed up when trying to fork his own tongue.

  10. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Roy was not the first member of the Horn family to have things go awry in the entertainment business. Little known cousin, Bobby, was the first Horn family member to suffer accidental injury while entertaining. Bobby’s lack manual dexterity did not allow him the keen edge required to successfully perform as a knife juggler. (apparently he also had problems with fly fishing). Thus the public was deprived of ever seeing Siegfried and Roy and Bobby perform together.

  11. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Roy was not the first member of the Horn family to have things go awry in the entertainment business. Little known cousin, Bobby, was the first Horn family member to suffer accidental injury while entertaining. Bobby’s lack of manual dexterity did not allow him the keen edge required to successfully perform as a knife juggler. (apparently he also had problems with fly fishing). Thus the public was deprived of ever seeing Siegfried and Roy and Bobby perform together.

    (oops missed a word)

  12. flory Avatar
    flory

    A new paradigm for falling on your sword. (White House officials take note)

  13. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    He’d always been a little kooky. But Rhonda knew this was ample grounds for divorce.

  14. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Kids in tropical countries used to miss out on the fun of freezing your tongue to a pole, but not anymore.

  15. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    Swordplay and Zen. It is here that swordplay becomes an art. Even gubernatorial candidates and the governor-elect in California know to pass on this art form.

  16. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “Introduce me! Ohhhhh, I just love his puppy dog eyes. I can ignore all the rest, and let’s face it, the jewelry and sword stuff is a bit over the top. But those eyes. Those puppy dog eyes!”

  17. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “Oooooops.”

  18. Mercutio Avatar
    Mercutio

    I can say no more.

  19. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    Man, oh man, am I glad I missed my nose.

    That could have hurt!

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