12 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Sallie

   November 18, 2003 at 10:16 pm

   Come sit on ME and whisper sweet somethings in to my “*&$”, while I study the many legal benefits of marriage to you “my honey” HIM. (We do live in Massachusetts don’t we?).
2. 

   Chris Lawrence

   November 18, 2003 at 10:25 pm

   Uncle.
3. 

   Kate

   November 18, 2003 at 11:43 pm

   Drudge Exclusive! “Maureen Dowd” and “Paul Krugman” are one and the same!
4. 

   Dodd

   November 19, 2003 at 1:13 am

   Square peg, round hole.
5. 

   Stephen Green

   November 19, 2003 at 2:25 am

   “Nice pants.”
6. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 19, 2003 at 6:00 am

   With anti-sodomy laws being declared unconstitutional, Texas residents have had to resort to more draconian counter-measures.
7. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 19, 2003 at 6:17 am

   SWF…Thin, Red Head, Grate Ass. Seeks SWM.
8. 

   ruiningyoungminds

   November 19, 2003 at 8:23 am

   …nude knitting is all the rage, doncha know…
9. 

   Hermoine

   November 19, 2003 at 9:54 am

   Queer Eye gone bad.
10. 

    Chris

    November 19, 2003 at 9:59 pm

    Maybe you can close the barn door after all the horses have run.
11. 

    Hodink

    November 25, 2003 at 10:24 am

    Recall of Schwarzenegger in place, an anorexic Sharon Osbourne declares her candidacy for replacement governor of California.
12. 

    Rodney Dill

    November 28, 2003 at 7:48 pm

    Ah yes, she was a nice red haired, freckled, Irish girl, by the name of Patti.

    Patti O’Furniture.

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