27 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST: NEW HAMPSHIRE EDITION”

1. 

   Steven

   January 27, 2004 at 7:49 pm

   “Secretary Ridge rolls out the Terror Alert Monkeys, because that chart was too boring.”
2. 

   Rodney Dill

   January 27, 2004 at 7:51 pm

   Missed it by a few minutes it seems Steven, I pass on my terror alert caption.
3. 

   Rodney Dill

   January 27, 2004 at 8:01 pm

   Several participants in Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life – Chinese Edition were not amused.
4. 

   JW

   January 27, 2004 at 9:01 pm

   Yellow Monkey–“Hey, anybody feel like evolving into a higher species today?”

   Brown Monkey–“Nah, I kind of like feeling superior to Democrats right now”
5. 

   Rodney Dill

   January 27, 2004 at 9:14 pm

   Know your democratic candidates
   From left to right
   Kerry; Highest on the poles.
   Dean: Mouth always open
   Lieberman: Leaning to the right
   Clark: Can’t quite convey just what he is
6. 

   Rally Monkey Rachel Edith

   January 27, 2004 at 9:17 pm

   Go Anaheim Angels!
   Do it again in 2004.
7. 

   Hermoine

   January 27, 2004 at 9:34 pm

   Clark, Sharpton and Lieberman consult Gephardt about the protocol of withdrawing.
8. 

   Bob Hawkins

   January 27, 2004 at 9:42 pm

   “Baboon Eye for the Hominid Guy”
9. 

   OF Jay

   January 27, 2004 at 11:36 pm

   “In a desperate bid to ensure that her legacy is not forgotten, Cindi Lauper has a set of monkeys, knowing that people remember charming animals better than they do washed-up pop stars. The public is yet undecided as to the monkeys being charming.”
10. 

    OF Jay

    January 27, 2004 at 11:40 pm

    *… dyed a set of monkeys.” I forgot that operative word, sorry James.
11. 

    Leslie Gabriel

    January 27, 2004 at 11:59 pm

    4 out of 5 colorful primates surveyed say that bush IS the missing link.
12. 

    Eddie Thomas

    January 28, 2004 at 12:20 am

    “I don’t know what you guys think, but I’m genetically a lot closer to Al Franken than I would care for.”
13. 

    DANEgerus

    January 28, 2004 at 12:52 am

    In order of finish… look at those faces

    John ‘dontcallmeJFK’ Kerry
    Howard ‘Yeeeeaaaaagh’ Dean
    Mr. ‘IamPretty’ Edwards
    Wesley ‘Waco-kid’ Clark
14. 

    McGehee

    January 28, 2004 at 5:47 am

    Now I know why we haven’t been able to find bin Laden.
15. 

    goldie

    January 28, 2004 at 6:12 am

    Arthur, Eugene and Boris all cursed the day Bert threw his pelt in with their laundry on a hot load.
16. 

    Rodney Dill

    January 28, 2004 at 7:38 am

    Frank J’s nightmare
    The Year of the Monkey – In Technicolor
17. 

    Hodink

    January 28, 2004 at 10:15 am

    “Ok, I’m See No Evil and I’m for Edwards.
    You’re Hear No Evil and you’re for Clark.
    He’s Speak No Evil and he’s for Kerry.
    Then who is that guy?”
    “I’m Evel Knievel. I love danger and I’m over the top. I’m for Dean. YEAGH!!”
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    January 28, 2004 at 6:30 pm

    To get John’s hair style and shade just right, John Kerry’s campaign personnel had had to utilize a number of test subjects. It is not as yet known what PETA’s response to this process is.

    (Thanks to Dodd’s current “It’s a Major Award” post for the idea)
19. 

    Bouhaki

    January 29, 2004 at 10:34 am

    “It’s all about Carolina.”
    “Yep.”
    “Whoever wins … wins.”
    “Yep.”
    “What do you say?”
    “Go Patriots!”
20. 

    albee

    January 29, 2004 at 8:26 pm

    Follywood goes ape for Kerry!
21. 

    Rachel Edith

    January 29, 2004 at 11:04 pm

    “I’m gonna miss the baby kissing and the flapjacks.”
    “I liked the speeches and debates.”
    “Yep, just loved the days of back-slapping, flesh-pressing and sham promises.”
    “I love a low down dirty campaign, myself.”
22. 

    Elvis

    January 30, 2004 at 11:00 am

    Democratic Candidates Prepare For Forum
23. 

    Rodney Dill

    January 30, 2004 at 7:02 pm

    “What do you do with a BLUE monkey?”

    “You Cheer it up.”
24. 

    Timmer

    January 31, 2004 at 12:42 am

    Frank J’s recurring nightmare, “Queer eye for the simian guy.”
25. 

    Hodink

    February 1, 2004 at 1:36 pm

    “We need a Democratic POTUS candidate who is a philanderer.”
    “Yeah, philanderers have charisma.”
    “Like Taylor, JFK, Clinton, Harding and FDR.”
    “We want a philanderer! We want a philanderer!”