Outside the Beltway

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1. Steven says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   “Secretary Ridge rolls out the Terror Alert Monkeys, because that chart was too boring.”
2. Rodney Dill says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Missed it by a few minutes it seems Steven, I pass on my terror alert caption.
3. Rodney Dill says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Several participants in Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life – Chinese Edition were not amused.
4. JW says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Yellow Monkey–“Hey, anybody feel like evolving into a higher species today?”

   Brown Monkey–“Nah, I kind of like feeling superior to Democrats right now”
5. Rodney Dill says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Know your democratic candidates
   From left to right
   Kerry; Highest on the poles.
   Dean: Mouth always open
   Lieberman: Leaning to the right
   Clark: Can’t quite convey just what he is
6. Rally Monkey Rachel Edith says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Go Anaheim Angels!
   Do it again in 2004.
7. Hermoine says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   Clark, Sharpton and Lieberman consult Gephardt about the protocol of withdrawing.
8. Bob Hawkins says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   “Baboon Eye for the Hominid Guy”
9. OF Jay says:
   Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

   “In a desperate bid to ensure that her legacy is not forgotten, Cindi Lauper has a set of monkeys, knowing that people remember charming animals better than they do washed-up pop stars. The public is yet undecided as to the monkeys being charming.”
10. OF Jay says:
    Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

    *… dyed a set of monkeys.” I forgot that operative word, sorry James.
11. Leslie Gabriel says:
    Tuesday, 27 January 2004 at

    4 out of 5 colorful primates surveyed say that bush IS the missing link.
12. Eddie Thomas says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    “I don’t know what you guys think, but I’m genetically a lot closer to Al Franken than I would care for.”
13. DANEgerus says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    In order of finish… look at those faces

    John ‘dontcallmeJFK’ Kerry
    Howard ‘Yeeeeaaaaagh’ Dean
    Mr. ‘IamPretty’ Edwards
    Wesley ‘Waco-kid’ Clark
14. McGehee says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    Now I know why we haven’t been able to find bin Laden.
15. goldie says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    Arthur, Eugene and Boris all cursed the day Bert threw his pelt in with their laundry on a hot load.
16. Rodney Dill says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    Frank J’s nightmare
    The Year of the Monkey – In Technicolor
17. Hodink says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    “Ok, I’m See No Evil and I’m for Edwards.
    You’re Hear No Evil and you’re for Clark.
    He’s Speak No Evil and he’s for Kerry.
    Then who is that guy?”
    “I’m Evel Knievel. I love danger and I’m over the top. I’m for Dean. YEAGH!!”
18. Rodney Dill says:
    Wednesday, 28 January 2004 at

    To get John’s hair style and shade just right, John Kerry’s campaign personnel had had to utilize a number of test subjects. It is not as yet known what PETA’s response to this process is.

    (Thanks to Dodd’s current “It’s a Major Award” post for the idea)
19. Bouhaki says:
    Thursday, 29 January 2004 at

    “It’s all about Carolina.”
    “Yep.”
    “Whoever wins … wins.”
    “Yep.”
    “What do you say?”
    “Go Patriots!”
20. albee says:
    Thursday, 29 January 2004 at

    Follywood goes ape for Kerry!
21. Rachel Edith says:
    Thursday, 29 January 2004 at

    “I’m gonna miss the baby kissing and the flapjacks.”
    “I liked the speeches and debates.”
    “Yep, just loved the days of back-slapping, flesh-pressing and sham promises.”
    “I love a low down dirty campaign, myself.”
22. Elvis says:
    Friday, 30 January 2004 at

    Democratic Candidates Prepare For Forum
23. Rodney Dill says:
    Friday, 30 January 2004 at

    “What do you do with a BLUE monkey?”

    “You Cheer it up.”
24. Timmer says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at

    Frank J’s recurring nightmare, “Queer eye for the simian guy.”
25. Hodink says:
    Sunday, 1 February 2004 at

    “We need a Democratic POTUS candidate who is a philanderer.”
    “Yeah, philanderers have charisma.”
    “Like Taylor, JFK, Clinton, Harding and FDR.”
    “We want a philanderer! We want a philanderer!”