Obama Admits He Was Not Born In Hawaii

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At the Al Smith dinner last night, Democratic candidate for President Barack Obama admitted that, as some critics contend, he was not born in Hawaii:

In fact, not only does this news indicate that he’s not an American citizen, I’m pretty sure it means that he’s an illegal immigrant, too.

Shocking.

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4 responses to “Obama Admits He Was Not Born In Hawaii”

  1. Quick get the RED kryptonite!
    We all know the real Superman is obviously a Republican. Here we see him about seek revenge for Barack’s attempted Identity theft….

    http://obama.senate.gov/photo/001122.html

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  2. Kryptonian criminals exposed to red kryptonite are all affected differently such as….
    being turned into a dragon, a non-powered giant, a dwarf, an ant-headed humanoid, a lunatic, and an amnesiac; being made unable to see anything colored green; growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard[6]; being rendered totally powerless; growing fat; gaining the ability to read thoughts; growing a third eye in the back of his head; losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body; being split into an evil and good forms; being split into young and old forms, being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonese; growing an extra set of arms; becoming clumsy; swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it; transferring his powers; rapidly aging; multiple personality changes; and having his skin rendered transparent, overloading him with solar power.
    It looks like someone close to him, has some already??

  3. Hey! A straw for bitsy to grasp…

    So who is McCain? Gen. Zod?

  4. Bad news, though – Red Kryptonite’s effects only last for 48 hours, and are totally unpredictable. Might be worth a shot pulling it on him two days before the election, see what happens….