James Joyner is a Professor of Security Studies. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.
“Both ex-Govanah Davis und I agree… ve are sick and tired of ze caption contests mit me as ze subject! Get some new pictures, Joyner, or I vill crush you between my pectorals!”
I was telling Mr. Davis that her nice round buttocks felt so …
Um, where are Gray’s hands???
“My new plan for California state government handouts?…Well, You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up faster.”
“Gray, when you do this, you must grab it hard and say something meaningful like, ‘Darling, I want to be the groper of all the people.'”
“Both ex-Govanah Davis und I agree… ve are sick and tired of ze caption contests mit me as ze subject! Get some new pictures, Joyner, or I vill crush you between my pectorals!”
Caution Norbi. Threats of violence = bad tactic. Don’t recommend gibes either.
Is all hope of caption meta-contest lost?
I reached for Gray’s balls like this, and came up empty!
“I can’t believe it, Now I’m being recalled.”
Ain’t that thar Governor Reject and Governor Abject?
“Und now I am discovering zee budget is bigger than anything I have ever groped!”
“Vat iss Daviss smilink about? He von’t be baaaack!”
The new governor rocks the house with his air accordion.
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