13 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   The Commissar

   November 13, 2003 at 11:21 am

   I was telling Mr. Davis that her nice round buttocks felt so …
2. 

   Anonymous

   November 13, 2003 at 11:22 am

   Um, where are Gray’s hands???
3. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 13, 2003 at 11:54 am

   “My new plan for California state government handouts?…Well, You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up faster.”
4. 

   Bouhaki

   November 13, 2003 at 12:24 pm

   “Gray, when you do this, you must grab it hard and say something meaningful like, ‘Darling, I want to be the groper of all the people.’”
5. 

   Norbizness

   November 13, 2003 at 12:33 pm

   “Both ex-Govanah Davis und I agree… ve are sick and tired of ze caption contests mit me as ze subject! Get some new pictures, Joyner, or I vill crush you between my pectorals!”
6. 

   Chortle

   November 13, 2003 at 12:41 pm

   Caution Norbi. Threats of violence = bad tactic. Don’t recommend gibes either.
7. 

   Norbizness

   November 13, 2003 at 1:14 pm

   Is all hope of caption meta-contest lost?
8. 

   Matt

   November 13, 2003 at 1:35 pm

   I reached for Gray’s balls like this, and came up empty!
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 13, 2003 at 2:27 pm

   “I can’t believe it, Now I’m being recalled.”
10. 

    Rachel Edith

    November 13, 2003 at 8:52 pm

    Ain’t that thar Governor Reject and Governor Abject?
11. 

    Hermoine

    November 15, 2003 at 11:40 pm

    “Und now I am discovering zee budget is bigger than anything I have ever groped!”
12. 

    McGehee

    November 17, 2003 at 2:38 pm

    “Vat iss Daviss smilink about? He von’t be baaaack!”
13. 

    Scott Gauvin

    November 17, 2003 at 5:03 pm

    The new governor rocks the house with his air accordion.

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