25 responses to “Caption Contest”

1. 

   Eric

   November 4, 2004 at 11:34 am

   “Damn. You didn’t say Simon Says.”
2. 

   hth

   November 4, 2004 at 11:44 am

   “Shut up,Arlen,ShutUP!!!
3. 

   Mark

   November 4, 2004 at 11:50 am

   Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!
4. 

   libs4lunch

   November 4, 2004 at 11:54 am

   Tommy can you hear me?
   Tommy can you hear me?

   Bill Frist says so long to Dead Zone Daschle.
5. 

   McGehee

   November 4, 2004 at 12:01 pm

   “You just keep talking and talking and talking, and it’s making me MENTAL!“
6. 

   Larry

   November 4, 2004 at 12:04 pm

   “Shhh…. if you listen hard enough, you’ll hear the sound of their teeth grinding together.”
7. 

   Moe Lane

   November 4, 2004 at 12:16 pm

   Jesus, Tom, put down the gun, ‘kay? I’ve never even been to South Dakota…
8. 

   Dick

   November 4, 2004 at 12:18 pm

   “and really, after he heard,Michale Moores head got this big!”
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 4, 2004 at 12:48 pm

   “ROSS PEROT,” shouted Ted Kennedy, winning the first annual Senate Charade competition.
10. 

    Bryan

    November 4, 2004 at 12:49 pm

    “who’s in the white house? Bush! Bush! Bush! Bush”
    (to the tune of “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
11. 

    Roger Smith

    November 4, 2004 at 12:49 pm

    I’m trying to think but nothing happens.
12. 

    McGehee

    November 4, 2004 at 1:06 pm

    “The voices in my head are saying, ‘Specter for judiciary chairman? Are you NUTS?‘ And I’m not sure exactly what that means.”
13. 

    gerald Flem

    November 4, 2004 at 1:38 pm

    “SHUT UP! How do you expect me understand Ted Kennedy”
14. 

    Scott Dillard

    November 4, 2004 at 2:43 pm

    “Did someone on the other side of the aisle actually say ‘filibuster’?”
15. 

    McGehee

    November 4, 2004 at 5:53 pm

    “Sen. Clinton hadn’t heard anything yet about the election, so I told her Kerry had won, and as God is my witness smoke actually started blowing out of her ears. I kid you not.”
16. 

    Rodney Dill

    November 4, 2004 at 7:03 pm

    “I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the 59 Million people screaming MANDATE“
17. 

    Sgt Fluffy

    November 4, 2004 at 10:06 pm

    Hold on while I do a head check…….
18. 

    sligobob

    November 5, 2004 at 1:38 am

    Nah, Nah, Nah Boo Boo!
19. 

    sligobob

    November 5, 2004 at 1:41 am

    Just prior to a press conference, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is heard to say through an open microphone, “Damn, I’m gonna miss Edwards and that compact he carries.”
20. 

    Ingress

    November 6, 2004 at 5:31 pm

    “The elephant has big ears like this and several years of ruling bliss.”
21. 

    Rodney Dill

    November 6, 2004 at 5:38 pm

    “Yes, getting stuff done around here is like mating elephants.
    1. It’s done at a high level.
    2. It’s done with a great deal of roaring and stomping around
    3. It takes two years to see results.”
22. 

    Cricket

    November 7, 2004 at 10:37 am

    ‘This is how you put your tin hat on.’

    ‘Thought coming in for a landing. Make way.’
23. 

    Cricket

    November 7, 2004 at 10:38 am

    “And Quark’s ears were ttthhhhhiiiisss bbbbbbbiiiigg!’
24. 

    Rachel Edith

    November 8, 2004 at 10:12 am

    “I have always enjoyed belly dancing. Honestly, it is better when I am properly dressed with my naval ring showing.”
25. 

    Pat

    November 8, 2004 at 6:49 pm

    Ma hat! Ma hat! Arlen, where’s my tinfoil hat!