CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS
The most recent caption contest is now closed.

Write Photo courtesy of Yahoo News
The winners:
1st
AprilGabby: Rumsfeld chuckling, “For God’s sakes man, someone taped a ‘I am hung like a donkey’ sign on your back.”2nd Nan: Get down with your bad self… Rumsfeld and Franks entertain the troups with an impromptu rap.
3rd Daniel Morris: U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CENTCOM’s boss, General Tommy Franks explain to an live audience what a short, little pip-squeak former Iraqi “strongman“Saddam Hussein turned out to be. “He doesn’t even come up to here,†said Mr. Rumsfeld. Not to be out-done, General Franks replies, “I’ve got more ‘strong man’ in my little pinky than that SOB! He’s the size of an ace of spades. Hoo-ah!â€
Usually, longer entries don’t do well in OTB caption contests, but Daniel’s mini-play was fairly entertaining.
Hey! April didn’t make that one (although her comments are cool)
Damn, I knew this this was fixed…LMAO
hehe
I knew I had it in me 😛
Waitaminnit…that was Gabby that wrote the winning caption; who’s April? It’s rigged, >rigged
April is Gabby’s inner woman? All this time I was calling her Jean…
That’s definitely a gabby-ism right there, though.
Hey Natalie, I may be 6’3″ and wearing nylons, but damnit, this prize is mine!
James, James, one of these days you are just going to have to accept that I am not just only funny to look at. 🙂
I win!!!!!
6’3 and wearing nylons? Are you my husband?!?
Heh. Fixed now. There were no lines separating the comments, which made it hard to figure out who said what. I’ve got a separator between them, now.
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